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A single coin page, bid onto the board
Not the launchpad itself but a single coin page on it, listed with no description at all: the only entry in the top thirty that bid four figures and wrote nothing.
For a token, attention is not marketing, it is the mechanism. Buyers arriving is the event that moves the price, so the click is the product and a landing page explaining anything would only slow it down.
$1,251 bought 3,115 clicks, or $0.40 a click. Second cheapest traffic in the ledger, bought with zero copy, which is either the laziest placement on the board or the one that understood it best.